Scott's living his best life on a cruise ship somewhere in the Caribbean, leaving Larry, Greg, and Anthony to fend for themselves in the humidor—and frankly, things are getting weird. While the cat's away (or bedraggled seagull ... were not sure), the mice will smoke... budget cigars? This week, the boys put their wallets away and dive deep into the Rocky Patel Cargo, proving you don't need to break the bank to enjoy a decent stick. But first, they go completely off the rails with a passionate (and possibly hangry) rant about the dining scene in Auburn, CA—because nothing pairs with a value smoke like fat guys talking about local eateries. A "wayward" fan finally breaks the radio silence and writes in (we're as shocked as you are), plus we get the inside scoop on two hot new releases from some heavy-hitting manufacturers. Expect the usual BS, questionable humidor etiquette, and the kind of chaotic chemistry that only happens when the responsible one is sipping umbrella drinks on a boat. Light one up and join the madness.